I am in the mood for a laugh so why don't you jerk that tiny little dick of yours off for me.
 
Grab it in your hand and slowly stroke it, show me what you can actually do with a cock that sized.
 
Don't stroke it too fast, you don't want to blow your load too early. Do it nice and slowly and gentle edge yourself closer and closer to orgasm.
 
- Elena De Luca
 

 
Oh my gosh, look at your little baby penis, it's so cute. It's so tiny I can't even believe it.
 
What can you even do with that little thing because you sure as shit can't pleasure a woman. I feel sorry for you it's so tiny.
 
- Natalie Laine
 

 
What can you do with something no bigger than an inch long when it's erect?
 
LOL you're penis is so teeny weeny itty bitty small and disgusting! Do you jack off with two fingers or something?
 
I can't even imagine how pathetic it would be to be you! It's like a little cocklette. Maybe it's the reason why you're still a virgin.
 
- Rene Phoenix
 

 
Wait, what the hell is that little thing?
 
Is that supposed to be your penis? How do you even masturbate with that shriveled little dick anyway?
 
You must use just your two pinkies or maybe a barbie doll hand. You should be embarrassed at that baby penis of yours.
 
- Natalie Laine & Roxie Rae
 
 

 
Oh my god, do all the girls just get up and run away when they see that tiny little penis of yours? That is literally the tiniest dick I have ever seen in my life.
 
It totally looks exactly like an outtie belly button! I actually really feel sorry for you because if I have a dick that small I would be depressed as hell.
 
- Natalie Laine & Roxie Rae